She's Goin' Bald


Original Album
Smiley Smile
Written By
Brian Wilson/Mike Love/Van Dyke Parks
Produced By
The Beach Boys
Lead Vocals
Brian, Mike, Al, and Dennis
Recorded On
Length
2:14
Other Versions
Notes
  • Originally written for "Smile" and was probably intended (in its original incarnation) to be part of "Wonderful".
  • Mike Love changed some lyrics for the "Smiley Smile" version.
  • Original "Smile" version had a verse about a speech-making business man.
  • Turns "Get A Job" into "What A Blow", a coincidence that somehow convinced Dennis Wilson that this song was about fellatio.
  • Humour was supposed to be a feature of "Smile". The speeding up of "what a blow", and the humourous narration from Mike and Brian prove that "She's Goin Bald" was part of Brian's musical comedy concept.
Lyrics
Silken hair, more silken hair
Fell on her face and no wind was blowin'
(She's goin' bald)

Silken hair, more silken hair
Lay near her pillbox down at her feet
(She'd been on a trip)

I peeked in and when I saw she'd
Lost her hair I thought I would keel
(she's goin' bald)
When she saw her shining forehead
Didn't stop she swooned to the ground
(Really flipped her wig)

Laughed so hard I
Blew my mind
I blew my cool
I blew myself over

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na
What a blow
Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na
What a blow
Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na
What a blow
Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na
What a blow
Sha na na, sha na na

She drew her comb acrost her scalp
And brushed what she had left
I tried to salvage what I could
And threw it in a sack
She made a b-line to her room
And grabbed all kind o' juice
She started pourin' it on her head
And thought it'd grow it back
Ah ha haaaaaa

You're too late mama
Ain't nothin' upside your head
No more no more no more no more

Upside your head

Too late mama
Ain't nothin' upside your head
No more no more no more no more

Upside

Upside your head

You're too late mama
Ain't nothin' upside your head
No more no more no more no more
(What about it, dude?)
Chords
F
Silken hair, more silken hair
........Gm7....................C7
Fell on her face and no wind was blowin'
F
Silken hair, more silken hair
........Gm7......................C7
Lay near her pillbox down at her feet (she'd been on a trip)

F
I peeked in and when I saw she'd
Gm7.....................C7
Lost her hair I thought I would keel over
F
When she saw her shining forehead
Gm7.........................C7
Didn't stop she swooned to the ground (really flipped her wig)

F
Laughed so hard I blew my mind
...Gm7...................C7
I blew my cool I blew myself over, oh

Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na, what a blow
Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na, what a blow
Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na, what a blow
Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na, what a blow
Sha na na, sha na na

........Edim.......................................................Fdim
She drew her comb across her scalp and brushed what she had left
...F#dim...............................................Gdim
I tried to salvage what I could and threw it in a sack
.......G#dim..............................................Adim
She made a beeline to her room and grabbed all kind o' juice
........A#dim................................................Bdim
She started pourin' it on her head and thought it'd grow it back, a ha haaaaaa

............Bb7...........................C7.................................F
You're too late mama ain't nothin' upside your head
.......................Bb7.........C7...........F...........Bb7..C7..F
No more no more no more no more
Upside your head


Chart prepared by Francis Greene

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